At the Majestic Bay: 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine'
"X-Men Origins: Wolverine"
Dir. Gavin Hood
PG-13, 107 min.
noon, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10:10
You're sitting in a restaurant. The waiter puts a dish in front of you. You take a bite. It's delicious. Just as you are about take another bite, the waiter takes the dish away and replaces it with another. The same thing happens a dozen times. In the end, you've had a few truly enjoyable bites but not a very satisfying meal.
That pretty much sums up "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" (a title as cumbersome as that restaurant metaphor).
"Wolverine" is the prequel to the hugely successful (and two-thirds excellent) "X-Men" franchise. It follows the transformation of Logan (Hugh Jackman) from super-healing mutant to the famous metal-clawed title character.
The problem with the film is that it spreads itself too thin, covering hundreds of years and dozens of characters. As soon as an event or character grabs the audience's interest, it or they are swept under the rug, often offhandedly or unceremoniously.
