What do you want to read?
I interview myself
This is an interview I conducted with myself.
I: You get your name in the paper all the time. What's with that?
Me: I' the editor…what sort of question is that?
I: Nobody seems to know anything about you. Only your name.
Me: So?
I: people what to know who is editing their paper.
Me I am
I. Right. But who are you?
Me: Oh. Okay. Where Should I start?
I: (sigh) Where were you born?
Me: Seattle, a new neighborhood just east the airport.
I: I would appreciate it if you sped this up a little.
Me: Great: Went to Highline High in Burien, then Edison Tech, then Highline College, then Olympic College, then Seattle U, then the Goethe Institute in Berlin, then UW. Gasp!
I: What was your first job?
Me. I was an indentured servant to my father at the White Center News. I was Printer's Devil in the '50's, melting lead for the Linotype machines.
I: Boring…go on.